የሁሉም ሙስሊም ህልም በአጭሩ ይሄን ይመስላል
"i.e why we say islam is the religion of private parts"
"i.e why we say islam is the religion of private parts"
የመከራቱ ቀን አያ 😑🤣🤣
ሱራ 56:22
بِأَكْوَابٍ وَأَبَارِيقَ وَكَأْسٍ مِّن مَّعِينٍ
ከጠጅ ምንጭም በብርጭቆዎችና በኩስኩስቶች በጽዋም (በእነርሱ ላይ ይዝዞራሉ)፡፡
لَّا يُصَدَّعُونَ عَنْهَا وَلَا يُنزِفُونَ
ከእርሷ የራስ ምታት አያገኛቸውም፤ አይሰክሩምም፡፡
وَلَحْمِ طَيْرٍ مِّمَّا يَشْتَهُونَ
ከሚሹትም በኾነ የበራሪ ሥጋ (ይዞሩባቸዋል)፡፡
وَحُورٌ عِينٌ
ዓይናማዎች የኾኑ ነጫጭ ቆንጆዎችም አሏቸው፡፡
كَأَمْثَالِ اللُّؤْلُؤِ الْمَكْنُونِ
ልክ እንደተሸፈነ ሉል መሰሎች የኾኑ፡፡
ሱራ 56:22
بِأَكْوَابٍ وَأَبَارِيقَ وَكَأْسٍ مِّن مَّعِينٍ
ከጠጅ ምንጭም በብርጭቆዎችና በኩስኩስቶች በጽዋም (በእነርሱ ላይ ይዝዞራሉ)፡፡
لَّا يُصَدَّعُونَ عَنْهَا وَلَا يُنزِفُونَ
ከእርሷ የራስ ምታት አያገኛቸውም፤ አይሰክሩምም፡፡
وَلَحْمِ طَيْرٍ مِّمَّا يَشْتَهُونَ
ከሚሹትም በኾነ የበራሪ ሥጋ (ይዞሩባቸዋል)፡፡
وَحُورٌ عِينٌ
ዓይናማዎች የኾኑ ነጫጭ ቆንጆዎችም አሏቸው፡፡
كَأَمْثَالِ اللُّؤْلُؤِ الْمَكْنُونِ
ልክ እንደተሸፈነ ሉል መሰሎች የኾኑ፡፡
Laylat al-Qadr: The Night of… Forgetfulness? 😂"
The most sacred night in Islam, Laylat al-Qadr, is apparently so important that even Muhammad couldn't remember when it was! Let's break it down:
1️⃣ First 10 days? Last 10 days? Somewhere in between?
The hadiths contradict each other on whether Laylat al-Qadr is at the beginning of Ramadan or the end. Some say it's the 21st, others the 23rd, or 27th, and some just say "seek it in the last 10 nights." Basically, a guessing game. 🎰
2️⃣ Muhammad was ready to reveal Laylat al-Qadr… but oops! He forgot.
Sahih al-Bukhari 49:
The Prophet came out to inform the people about Laylat al-Qadr, but two men were arguing, so the knowledge was taken away from him.
So, let’s get this straight: Allah planned to reveal the holiest night of the year, but two dudes arguing caused Muhammad to suddenly forget it? Divine knowledge erased by a petty fight? 🤡
The most sacred night in Islam, Laylat al-Qadr, is apparently so important that even Muhammad couldn't remember when it was! Let's break it down:
1️⃣ First 10 days? Last 10 days? Somewhere in between?
The hadiths contradict each other on whether Laylat al-Qadr is at the beginning of Ramadan or the end. Some say it's the 21st, others the 23rd, or 27th, and some just say "seek it in the last 10 nights." Basically, a guessing game. 🎰
2️⃣ Muhammad was ready to reveal Laylat al-Qadr… but oops! He forgot.
Sahih al-Bukhari 49:
The Prophet came out to inform the people about Laylat al-Qadr, but two men were arguing, so the knowledge was taken away from him.
So, let’s get this straight: Allah planned to reveal the holiest night of the year, but two dudes arguing caused Muhammad to suddenly forget it? Divine knowledge erased by a petty fight? 🤡
3️⃣ Another hadith says he forgot it in his sleep.
Sahih Muslim 1167:
Laylat al-Qadr was shown to me, but when I woke up, it was caused to be forgotten.
So, was it the two guys fighting, or did Muhammad just oversleep and forget? 🤔 Allah’s grand revelation is more fragile than an Instagram story.
4️⃣ Why would Allah let this happen?
Islam claims Laylat al-Qadr is better than a thousand months (Qur’an 97:3). Yet, Allah conveniently erased it from Muhammad’s memory for no logical reason. Imagine a teacher saying, “This question is worth 90% of your grade, but I forgot to tell you what it is.” 📉
5️⃣ The contradiction: "We hid it for your own good!"
After Muhammad forgot, instead of admitting failure, they backtracked:
"Perhaps it is better for you." – Sahih al-Bukhari 2023
So, Allah first wanted people to know Laylat al-Qadr. Then, two people argued, so he erased it, and suddenly, it's "better" this way? Talk about divine damage control. 🚨
Laylat al-Qadr is the only holy night where the prophet of Islam forgot it twice, the hadiths contradict each other, and the date remains a mystery—all because of an argument or a nap. 😂 Muslims spend 10 nights searching for a night Allah wanted them to know, then erased from history. What a flawless religion! 🤡
Sahih Muslim 1167:
Laylat al-Qadr was shown to me, but when I woke up, it was caused to be forgotten.
So, was it the two guys fighting, or did Muhammad just oversleep and forget? 🤔 Allah’s grand revelation is more fragile than an Instagram story.
4️⃣ Why would Allah let this happen?
Islam claims Laylat al-Qadr is better than a thousand months (Qur’an 97:3). Yet, Allah conveniently erased it from Muhammad’s memory for no logical reason. Imagine a teacher saying, “This question is worth 90% of your grade, but I forgot to tell you what it is.” 📉
5️⃣ The contradiction: "We hid it for your own good!"
After Muhammad forgot, instead of admitting failure, they backtracked:
"Perhaps it is better for you." – Sahih al-Bukhari 2023
So, Allah first wanted people to know Laylat al-Qadr. Then, two people argued, so he erased it, and suddenly, it's "better" this way? Talk about divine damage control. 🚨
Laylat al-Qadr is the only holy night where the prophet of Islam forgot it twice, the hadiths contradict each other, and the date remains a mystery—all because of an argument or a nap. 😂 Muslims spend 10 nights searching for a night Allah wanted them to know, then erased from history. What a flawless religion! 🤡