Flipping a coin and realizing how much you dislike the outcome is more useful for decision making than the actual result of the flip

People who procrastinate love doing sidequests more than actually finishing the game.

Your mirror image is slightly younger than you

I spent some years of my life saying this to people. Now I see someone else saying it, it's funny and amazing 😁

I'm colour blind and honestly I've had plenty arguments trying to prove that it's not Purple its blue or it's not pink it's purple

Bad joke 😂

When I was thirteen, I dreamed of having a girlfriend who had huge tits someday.

When I was thirteen, I dreamed of having a girlfriend who had huge tits someday.

I had a big-tit girlfriend when I was sixteen, but she lacked passion, so I decided I needed a passionate female who was full of life.

I dated this really passionate lady in college, but she was too sensitive. She was a drama queen who constantly wept and made suicide threats, so everything was an emergency. I concluded that I needed a girl who was stable.

At the age of 25, I met a very steady girl, but she was uninteresting. She never got thrilled about anything and was very predictable. I decided I wanted an exciting female because life had become so boring.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition

I married a brilliant, ambitious woman when I was 30 because she had her feet firmly on the ground. Because she was so driven, she got a divorce from me and grabbed everything I had.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits..

If I offended you and you left then good. I can't deal with weak people

Someone decided that women will shave their legs and men won't and everyone just went with it.

If you get 3 cents from every single millionaire in the world you will be a millionaire.

Time travelers could make a ton of money just from inflation and sports betting.

It’s crazy that when you google “Apple” a phone company comes up rather than food.

A major transition from child to adult is when you stop just dipping chips in salsa and instead, start scooping the salsa.

Every single person will eventually contribute to making the world a better place. Some just do so while living, and the rest when they finally die.

Commentary in any other language is passion less

The CEO of a large corporation working 80 hours a week is not the same as an average employee working the same amount