Unlike the cat I don't have 9 lives to F... around with. There are many animals I'm yet to pet

The Farmer and his Daughters

Now once there was a farmer, and daughters he had five,
And each of them was waiting for their first date to arrive.
Their boyfriends all would tell him how they would have their fun.
If the farmer didn't like it, he'd shoot them with his gun.

So the first guy knocked on the door and said, "Hello. My name is Teddy.
I'm here to pick up your daughter Betty. You see, we're going steady.
We're going to a restaurant to eat some fine spaghetti."
"Yes," said the farmer, "she is ready." So off went Teddy and Betty.

Then the second guy knocked on the door and said, "My name is Joe.
I'm here to pick up your daughter Flo, and here's what you should know:
We're going to the movies. We're excited for the show."
"Yes," said the farmer, "you may go." So off went Joe and Flo.

Then the third guy knocked on the door and said, "Hello. My name is Nate.
I'm here to pick up your daughter Kate. I hope that I'm not late!
At the roller rink we're going to skate. That's how we'll spend our date."
"Yes," said the farmer, "that sound great." So off went Nate and Kate.

Then the fourth guy knocked on the door and said, "Hello. My name is Lance.
I'm here to pick up your daughter Nance. Is she ready, by any chance?
We're going to a high school dance that's themed like Paris, France."
"Yes," said the farmer, "I accept your romance." So off went Lance and Nance.

Then the fifth guy knocked on the door and said, "Hello. My name is Chuck.
I'm picking up your daughter in my truck. Is she ready, by any luck?"
The farmer went and grabbed his gun and shot Chuck in the head.
And if this poem were not in rhyme, poor Chuck would not be dead.

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