"Where do you think you'll be in 20 years?"

Me:

"Where do you think you'll be in 20 years?"

Me:

The presence of our pubs is far too valuable to ever estimate, but the death of our pubs is a sure way of estimating just how far we've fallen.

@BritainsPubs

🐟 A huge pet hate of mine is when people say, "I don't like sea food." What do you mean? There are millions of creatures in the sea, and most are delicious. To me, and I say this politely, it comes across as uncultured and childish to write off the entire ocean because you think it's all a bit slimy.

Just when I thought the cyclist community couldn't get any more cringe, this happens..

So engrained are manners into British culture that it's considered rude, and even offensive not to use them.

Beware the false flattery of gym mirrors.

Real women deserve to be treated as such. But, feminists deserve exactly what they ask for.

In all of human history, there has never been a better place to drink and think than that of Britain's lost and living pubs.

@BritainsPubs

The dark truth about having to ask someone if they care is that if they did, then you'd have no need to ask.

When I am emperor, I promise to make the wearing of baggy jeans on women, a criminal offence.

I am willing to talk about this for however long it takes me to understand what the fuck I'm looking at........