A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"
"She's in the boot if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"
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"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"
"She's in the boot if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"
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A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, "In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire! The demon in the man said, "I want him to win the National Lottery Draw worth 200million naira tonight." The pastor subtly lowered the microphone and whispered, "Get out of him and enter into me."
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Fact of our life:
Whenever we find the key 2 success,
Some idiots change the locks..
So,4get the key. Learn to BREAK da doors!
Keep rocking!! ;^>
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Whenever we find the key 2 success,
Some idiots change the locks..
So,4get the key. Learn to BREAK da doors!
Keep rocking!! ;^>
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G – Ghost
I – In
R – Real
L – Life So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me…
Don’t Worry Abt My Life. . .
I’m A Professional. . .
GHOST RIDER… ;->
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I – In
R – Real
L – Life So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me…
Don’t Worry Abt My Life. . .
I’m A Professional. . .
GHOST RIDER… ;->
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Ways to murder English
The following below are ways people kill English daily...
1. Don't dare talk in front of my back.
2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.
3. Take 5cm wire of my length.
4. All of you stand in a straight circle.
5. Be quiet, the principal is just passing away.
6. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls.
7. Did you see me on the radio yesterday?
8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of my class.
9. The son of the man is a boy.
10. This is your permanent place, sit here for the mean time.
11. Take the lead and follow me.
12. I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.
13. She is a boy.
14. I saw you last night early this morning.
15. Why should I shy, am I a children?
16. Please increase the volume of the window, heat is happening to me.
17. You are such a good girl my boy
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The following below are ways people kill English daily...
1. Don't dare talk in front of my back.
2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.
3. Take 5cm wire of my length.
4. All of you stand in a straight circle.
5. Be quiet, the principal is just passing away.
6. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls.
7. Did you see me on the radio yesterday?
8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of my class.
9. The son of the man is a boy.
10. This is your permanent place, sit here for the mean time.
11. Take the lead and follow me.
12. I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.
13. She is a boy.
14. I saw you last night early this morning.
15. Why should I shy, am I a children?
16. Please increase the volume of the window, heat is happening to me.
17. You are such a good girl my boy
YOU CAN ADD YOURS BELOW...
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A pregnant girl on my Facebook list finally gave birth...
Now she's been uploading her baby pics every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data bundles.
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Now she's been uploading her baby pics every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data bundles.
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What is the difference between pressure, anxiety and panic attacks? You have pressure when your wife is pregnant. You are anxious when your girlfriend is pregnant. You have panic attacks when both of them are pregnant!
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