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One of the biggest problems with good people is they don’t understand how evil bad people can be.

People don't last in a relationship because they don't seem to understand

1) it ain't no fucking competition if one of y'all winning both of you are winning

2) you can't just go into a relationship and expect them to be all perfect the whole fucking point is to help em become a better version of themselves while they do too it's y'all working together to become better

3) y'all should be everything the other person needs

4) Always listen to how they feel and treat em nice because why fucking not?

A mother and her teenage son were walking on the beach...

Suddenly the son asks:
"Mom, what's an alcoholic?"
The mother replies: "See those 2 boats in the sea? An alcoholic would see 4 instead of 2..."
Son: "But mom, there's only one boat."
Mother: "Damn."

William Teason

I laughed too hard 😂

2 hunters are lost in the woods...

After wandering around for a couple hours they decide to weigh their options, one says, "I heard if you shoot in the air someone will hear and come to your rescue", so they fire a few times in the air and wait, nothing happens so they try again a couple more times, after a few hours of this they're starting to get worried and one says, "I hope we get help soon", to which the other responds, "I know right, I am almost out of arrows"

[ duluxor ]

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