Swallow it in 9 sec or carry it for 9 months.
it's your choice

When your crush rejects you so you turn gay and date her crush

Roses are red &
i want some head

Comfort zone

I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain,dick head

This didn't make sense back in 2015

But now...

Find that 1 cat and you have smt from me

This works for deadpool tooo

Her:i'm a 10

"he just wants me for my body"

😂😂😂

For safe driving

Can't cry about the shit that i can't change

Where can i watch Indian movies with english subtitles ?