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#intermediate #life #psyhology

🏷 mundane - примитивный
🏷 astounding - поразительно
🏷 rut - колея
#facts #beginner
McDonald’s once made bubblegum-flavored broccoli

This interesting fact will have your taste buds(вкусовые рецепторы) crawling(пресмыкаться). Unsurprisingly, the attempt to get kids to eat healthier didn’t go over well with the child testers, who were “confused by the taste.”
▫️“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided(при условии) it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.”

▫️“You are only young once. After that you have to think up(придумать) some other excuse(оправдания).”

“It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”

▫️“I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster(хомяк).”

▫️“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right(доказываете правоту) or pleasantly surprised.”
#intermediate #joke

🥤 The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.

🧬 What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?
Explanation: This works on a couple of levels: as wordplay (genes vs. jeans) and as scientific fact (genes can determine(предопределить) body shape)

💡 A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.
The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”(путешествую налегке)
Explanation: Photons are particles representing an amount of light(свет).
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