Without fail when I went swimming in nature a fish has bit my nipple. One fucker in particular kept doing it over and over, eventually one time he startled me so bad I like instinctively shoved away through the water and I just saw this fish tumbling through the air and landing in a patethic little splash a few feet away. Didn't stop the dumbass mind you

My kinda woman

> At one point, an officer walked into an MRI room, past a sign warning that metal was prohibited inside, with his rifle “dangling… in his right hand, with an unsecured strap,” the lawsuit said. The MRI machine’s magnetic force then allegedly sucked his rifle across the room, pinning it against the machine. MRI machines are tube-shaped scanners that use incredibly strong magnetic fields to create images of the brain, bones, joints and other internal organs.
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> An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

Police are so accustomed to being above the law and disregarding any kind of rules that they'll walk into an MRI room with a rifle thinking even the laws of physics don't apply to them

Where is the money