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Yawa 😂😂😂😂💀

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Rising stories.

*FOOTBALL VS SEX* 🥒🥒😍😋 😀😀
1. *Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside*😋
2. *Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = Free kick*😋
3. *Condom = Defender* 😍😘
4. *Abortion = Red card*🟥
5. *Condom breaks = Penalty* 😋
6. *A girl with lot of energy = Captain*😁
7. *Having sex without condom = Own goal*🙄
8. *Taking a lot of time without cuming = Man of the match*😍😍😍
9. *Sexing three girls in one day = Hat trick*😍😍😍😍😍
10. *Having sex with ur Ex = Friendly match*🖐️😂
11. *Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal*😂🤨
12. *After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time*😛😜
13. *Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play*🥰🥰🥰
14. *Biting ur girlfriend's nipples = Suarez*😘
15. *Two legs on the shoulder = Throwing*🥰
16. *Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline*🤗
17. *A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error*😏😛
18. *A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal*🤩
19. *Having sex with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury*☹️😜
20. *A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker*😌🤪
21. *A girl telling u to stop = yellow card*🤔
22. *Divorce = Barcelona and Messi*😁😂
23. *Awwwnsh, awwwn, more babbby, harder harder* *asssshh!..=dribbling in process 😛😍      😋😋*
*24..Ohhh yeeeahhhhh: =game over 🙌🏻*
*Good evening to you guys 😁😁