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*FOOTBALL VS SEX* π₯π₯ππ ππ
1. *Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside*π
2. *Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = Free kick*π
3. *Condom = Defender* ππ
4. *Abortion = Red card*π₯
5. *Condom breaks = Penalty* π
6. *A girl with lot of energy = Captain*π
7. *Having sex without condom = Own goal*π
8. *Taking a lot of time without cuming = Man of the match*πππ
9. *Sexing three girls in one day = Hat trick*πππππ
10. *Having sex with ur Ex = Friendly match*ποΈπ
11. *Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal*ππ€¨
12. *After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time*ππ
13. *Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play*π₯°π₯°π₯°
14. *Biting ur girlfriend's nipples = Suarez*π
15. *Two legs on the shoulder = Throwing*π₯°
16. *Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline*π€
17. *A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error*ππ
18. *A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal*π€©
19. *Having sex with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury*βΉοΈπ
20. *A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker*ππ€ͺ
21. *A girl telling u to stop = yellow card*π€
22. *Divorce = Barcelona and Messi*ππ
23. *Awwwnsh, awwwn, more babbby, harder harder* *asssshh!..=dribbling in process ππ ππ*
*24..Ohhh yeeeahhhhh: =game over ππ»*
*Good evening to you guys ππ
1. *Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside*π
2. *Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = Free kick*π
3. *Condom = Defender* ππ
4. *Abortion = Red card*π₯
5. *Condom breaks = Penalty* π
6. *A girl with lot of energy = Captain*π
7. *Having sex without condom = Own goal*π
8. *Taking a lot of time without cuming = Man of the match*πππ
9. *Sexing three girls in one day = Hat trick*πππππ
10. *Having sex with ur Ex = Friendly match*ποΈπ
11. *Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal*ππ€¨
12. *After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time*ππ
13. *Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play*π₯°π₯°π₯°
14. *Biting ur girlfriend's nipples = Suarez*π
15. *Two legs on the shoulder = Throwing*π₯°
16. *Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline*π€
17. *A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error*ππ
18. *A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal*π€©
19. *Having sex with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury*βΉοΈπ
20. *A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker*ππ€ͺ
21. *A girl telling u to stop = yellow card*π€
22. *Divorce = Barcelona and Messi*ππ
23. *Awwwnsh, awwwn, more babbby, harder harder* *asssshh!..=dribbling in process ππ ππ*
*24..Ohhh yeeeahhhhh: =game over ππ»*
*Good evening to you guys ππ